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What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 21:42

What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Have you ever witnessed a remote beach show where hundreds of turtles crawling to the water?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Me : I don't drink coffee also

What do you think of Obito Uchiha?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

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He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

He : So, are you seeing someone?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Why am I not getting any atheists to debate with? Are they scared?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

What happens when you need emergency surgery in countries with universal healthcare vs the US?

He : Then let's have some coffee

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Will my 9 year old face more difficulties than most girls her age if she’s an early bloomer? My daughter already needs regular B cup bras. The doctor says that my daughter will be even more developed by 11-12 years of age.

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Why am I so jealous towards couples? Why am I tired of being single and feel my life is over?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

He : I'm 24.

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Why do so many people seem to hate Nickelback? They're competent and entertaining, and while they certainly aren't the absolute best music, they're still a fun listen.

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Me : Sure.

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

From 1 to 10, how dark is the Naruto fandom? Why?

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

What is the difference between anxiety and depressive neurosis?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Teens like me, what are your expectations when entering adulthood?

Me : I don't drink

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

What is the meanest thing your husband has said to you?

He : Tea ?

Me : Thank you.

Me : Because it's month of August.

What is your opinion about homosexuality? Do you think that it is by nature or a choice?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Me : No

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

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Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.